A friend kindly sends me the signup page for a new club I’m sure we all want to be members of: the ‘Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee’.

Why? Well, the direct reason is that Musk illegally messed up a lot of land they owned:

Nine years ago, 150,000 people paid Cards Against Humanity $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump’s stupid wall.

Two years ago, we discovered that an even richer, more racist billionaire–Elon Musk–snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked that land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.

So now, having taken their land back, they’re planning to build a monument designed to ‘make him wonder, for a brief moment, “Wait, am I a sad little bitch with no friends?"’.

For a mere $10 you too can join and participate in that process; namely:

You’ll get to make suggestions, vote between options, be part of a community, and brag to your friends…

The Cards Against Humanity folk sure have a way with words.