Well this is fun!

Bizarre vegetable musings are filling Nigel Farage’s Facebook comments

(( Desperately resisting my inclination to make impolite jokes ))

The sweetcorn has escaped captivity and is now living among the peas,' writes an account called Hope for Rushmoor.

‘There’s a pepper staring at me from the shadows under the stairs,’ writes someone called Julie Cavanagh.

Potatoes are the kings of underground fashion,' adds Dela Dell.

It sounds like we don’t really know why this is happening yet. But hey, they’re a lot more amusing - and dare I say based in reality - than the offensive diatribes one frequently sees under any words spoken by their part-time pub-bore leader.